Obligatory Wonder Woman Post
First, let it be known that I love Wonder Woman. You want to tangle with me on obscure Wonder Woman trivia? You will lose. I love her ridiculously and never stopped, not for one second. Not even during Amazons Attack. Okay, a little bit during Amazons Attack, but really, do you blame me? That said, seriously, internet: untwist your nuts about the new costume and the retconned origin story. It’s just a gimmick for one story arc. Don’t worry, okay? In like 2 years or so, DC is just going to pretend none of this ever happened.
I’m not saying that I like the new costume or anything. Frankly, it’s boring and kind of makes her look like a 3rd string Teen Titan. Or one of those Saturday Night Live Lady Bowlers. I actually like the bracers, especially after reading J Michael Straczynski’s idea that the raised Ws would leave a welt if she hit you with them, effectively signing her name on the asskicking. That is awesome and totally in keeping with Wonder Woman’s warrior spirit.
The only thing that really chafes my nuts (other than the Animal Man jacket) is that they made a big deal out of re-designing this costume so that it’s more believable for combat. And yet they replaced her flat boots with some sexy black heels. Are you kidding me? You think a woman is going to wear a pair of high heels to a fight? I don’t even wear high heels to work! Not to mention that a real fighter would not do anything to mess up her stance and would want to maximize the amount of foot contact with the ground.
Fact: Jim Lee is a super talented artist. Seriously, he is wonderful and the source of so many of my good comic art memories. But he’s not, like, a designer. Need I remind you of dog-collar Kyle Rayner? That Huntress bikini with shoulder pads? Or Superman’s short sleeves and gloves? Put a skirt on him and he’s Bruce Timm’s Supergirl! Jim Lee’s costume designs maybe worked for mutants in the 90s. Maybe. Please, I beg you, sir, stick to your strengths: drawing Bruce Wayne’s crazy eyebrows and rear-views of Nightwing.
Of course, I’m so glad that what matters to the interwebs is that the new costume is ugly. Not that DC decided to have a couple of dudes re-envision their flagship heroine.
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